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If you're reading this, first I must apologize if your name/group features on this list, for all the sarcasm and pun and personal attacks, its all intended..however its all in good humour(something LNMIIT doesn't really seem to vouch for) guys. Hope the summer has drilled some sanity into your heads and you don't come running after me with a 'maverick' after reading.

A:is for AIEEE..and like our days in college, its only apt for this blog too to begin with it..first step towards being part of this madness requires you to have obtained a very poor rank in this exam and in your depression, filling the counselling form incorrectly(yes most people have come here thinking its mnit, haha what do people eat man, grass??!!), ending up filling our college as an option..and after you've come here, you're told its an iit level college and crap, but honestly, having an iit in our name(lnmIIT) is as close as we'll ever get to being like an iit.

B:boy's hall..its more like a refugee camp, or a prison with POWs..with 500 animals gathered in one building, every moment in an event!..shouts of 'go go go', coming back to room to savage-like drunkards, playing honey singh on full woofer blast, not bathing for weeks, that's how miserably happy we are!

C:1).CP!!..yes, central plaza is what the college intended we call it, though the name's suffered several modifications until it finally became ***** ******(you-know-what)..however, the beauty here does make up for all the not-so-pretty women and men(haha i'm being fair to the fairer sex!)we have to suffer as part of living in college..with the great wall and all the dysfunctional fountains, this is an ideal den for all the 'love-animals' to go hunting(if you know what i mean!)!!
2).Counter Strike:and faculty still wonders why so many fukkas; and why so few attending classes?!..i bet if there's a poll, these players would vote for an hour of cs over a night of you-know-what..sad case!

E:1).Erasure:noone here(trust me removing this word can have a whole new meaning!) knows or understands what they play but they're still liked..erasure is the name of the only band we have in college, and boss band baji padi hai!..they're yet to win any major(or minor for that matter) rock band event, but they are our only hope..so play on guys, next vivacity maybe, what say??!!
2).epl anyone?..not really, no1 watches!
3).electronics:a subject which either you don't understand..or you think you do but actually don't!!..of course, this subject has given birth to a few teen-prodigies in college, or so they think..and suddenly, some brainy-fucks have been discovered..shock on guys, shock on!..btw, hope the female attention is alluring!..shock on!

F:1).Fukka!!..that's getting an F grade. Of course the word gains popularity from its close resemblance to 'Fuck', only with an 'aa' added!!..yes, Fuck is also the only 'inglis gaali' we know here anyway!
2).football:a sport which no1 can play here, and so everyone is a maradona in his own right!..if i can ever be part of a football team, you know how bad it is!



J:1).Jamdoli:..that's our answer to times square!!..they say if you wait here a lifetime, you're sure to see every lnmiitian pass by atleast once, haha well said!!..this is where we get our supplies(daroo, sutta, petrol, everything!)..also, this place is home to a certain 'bhabhi', more on that later, read N..
2).Jhaadi:yes, our college is so full of 'jhaadi', traditionally meant for guys(exclusively) to liberate a certain toxic fluid!..however, in lnmiit we do things differently!..it is every boy's dream to make love to his 1st semester crush(and who remains a crush for the remaining 7 semesters too) in one of these jhaadis; releasing fluid of a different kind huh?!!!..

K:khamba:that's the amount of alcohol every budding drinker(we call them 'daruriya' here, something like that!!..) aspires to drink in a night someday..of course, a few have claimed to have achieved that feat, but no living proof!..

N:1).NARAK KA DWAAR:get off the 'highway to hell' and 'knock on hell's door'..'bhabhi' who's been caught in all kinds of compromising positions, thanks to her kind services, half of lnmiit is a 'daruriya' today!..of course bhabhi has been very generous and supplies daroo at extremely cheap rates, which has caused an ungrateful section to call it fake-daroo!!..but bhabhi ke paas toh gaay hain, jo susu mein doodh nikalte hai, daroo nahi..toh its not gaay ka susu bhabhi's selling, its authentic daroo!!..booze on!..btw, the next time you drink milk, remember, doodh gaay ka susu hai!!..so son't fight for milk at breakfast in the mess..chi chi..
2).Dr.Nahar Singh...Now when we say lnmiit is a very complete experience, you know we're serious!..here's a case of a mistaken identity..he'd actually applied for an ambulance driver's job when he got appointed as a doctor(or nurse, whatever he is!)..now if there is one thing lnmiit trusts less than the placement cell , it is this guy!!..credited with the power of causing several epidemics and with drugs that can cause even eradicated diseases, this is one man who's scared of his own medicines!

O:...OAT..open air theatre..when the ducting in the auditorium-cum-baddy court-cum everything else is not working or when the college is in cost cutting mode, this is where all our low budget naach-gaana-nautanki happens!..of course the naked tree right in the centre is symbolic of our college funds, empty!!..and this is also where ladka-log and ladki-log, or ladka-ladka log hang out, ahem, ahem ahem, love's in the air!..


R: is for Royal Stag is our definition of indulgence!!..what is considered a taxi-wala drink outside, here is a fortunate man's affair!..to be a RS drinker, you must have qualified as a 'daruriya', must have done something great to deserve it, and must have recently got money from your mumma-papa..of course bhabhi sells it pretty cheap, but RS is still royalty and novelty sealed in a bottle!!..

T:tagda/todu:if ever a word could mean a thousand things!!..uttered thouthlessly a 1000 times by an average lnmiitian, this is our 1 adjective for describing EVERYTHING!!!...from MITS(yes its the same mits, the main attraction of vivacity!!!..how sick is that guys..sad!) ki choriyaan to kazag ki goriyaan, tendulkar ka chakka to sunil kumar ka fukka, everything is 'tagda'..

p.s.:-and the word pinches even more when it comes from a girl, take a hint!

(This post will soon be updated)